July 19, 2004

THE RED STATE / BLUE STATE QUIZ.

# America is the world’s No. 1 producer of (a) foreign aid, (b) pharmaceutical breakthroughs, (c) terrorism. 10 blue points for (c).

# If Jesus Christ + Feces = Art, then the Prophet Mohammed + Feces = (a) art, (b) a hate crime. 10 blue points for (b).

# Have you ever, in conversation at a Manhattan cocktail party, referred to your childhood housekeeper as “my many close African-American friends?” 10 blue points.

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